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							  'Not better than Jesus... yet', 
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							  'Now available in eight million colours',
							  '4 years old and still kickin\'',
							  'Featuring gratuitous alien nudity',
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							  'Made from unicorns and rainbows',
							  'Plans A and B were not good enough',
							  'Creathings to come',
							  'Sunshine and lolipops. No rainbows!',
							  'I CAN believe it\'s not butter',
							  'I thought I taw a putty tat',
							  'Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco');
	
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